My name’s Invisible H and I’m nerdcore
The second world war won’t compare once you’ve heard more
I rock into the mic even though nobody listens
I stream live on the Internet my rhymes and my bitchin’

So don’t get out of the kitchen ‘cause I ain’t bring the heat yet
The ladies get excited and they’re gettin’ their seats wet
The latest and the brightest form a fuckin’ elite set
It’s plain that I get highest when I smoke with the whole net

The tamest of the lions and the fiercest of foes
And you know I don’t complain if I can eat sloppy joes
I’m quite insane but not quite famous and I think that it shows
I’m like the lamest of the flyest like a speaker from Bose

But now you’re asking me a question - what does nerdcore mean?
The nerds have come to represent and wipe the slate clean
The words I say are eloquent and the subjects are mean
The notions that I use are rational but often obscene

The nerds have been around for years but afraid
That the quest for intelligence might leave them betrayed
It’s like a game that don’t make sense, and so nobody plays
It’s fuckin’ lame that girls don’t dig us until we get paid

We spend hours on computers playing first person shooters
But don’t sour on our sweetness because you’re just a noob
Yeah, we devour information and then run it through our buffers
Stacks of data flow through catacombs but we never suffer

No, we’re lovers and we’re fighters but we’re better as well
Yeah, we built the Internet on chips from Intel
But now we roll with AMD when it’s time to upgrade
And then we charge you a markup because that’s how we get paid

Hey, what can I say? I fix computers for fun
I’ll hack your Gibson in a minute, smoke some pot when I’m done
Yeah, I could take away the viruses, but only for a price
You people’d never get shit done if nerds weren’t so nice

Invisible H, attack with critical haste
I came to shit on your face, disgrace you like a pitiful waste
Too little, too late, permitted a taste and spit up
Like a baby, committed to bite your mom's tit up

Now sit up and listen, you're out of commission
So quit your pouting and bitching or you'll be left without a pot to piss in
Or pot to smoke, it's not a joke
You'll stop and choke with my fat cock down your throat

You clowns are broke in intellectual capital
Not down to smoke? Fine, but why then attack us all?
Your back's against the wall, but I'm appalled at your demeanor
It seems you have big balls, but it's just your tiny wiener

And your mom's online - you see her when she rode on the Bang Bus?
She's not that fine, but she loves the way that I hang nuts
On a Christmas tree, they're roasted and she toasted me with whiskey
Before she crawled to me on her knees and tried to kiss me

But fuck that, I don't want to taste hobo spunk
I'd rather smoke with r/trees and get robo-crunked
Your ho loves chunking, but I won't touch her skank cheese
That pussy smells funkier than soking on some dank trees

So I spank these trifling-ass hoes 'til they behave
Get down on some hanky panky like I roll at a rave
Roll the stone away from the cave and step into the sunlight
You're moaning at the way that I fuck and make you cum right

Someone might question what lessons I have to teach
They'll regret their transgression when I extend my rach
The sex tends to be direct and oblique
Dissect trends to rend rednecks obsolete

Don't speak, unless prepared to have your words crucified
You shouldn't dare be unprepared because the herald's arrived
My druid bear is specced feral and you should be terrified
As you're aware, you should be wary 'cause I wear a disguise

You tear at your eyes when blinded by the truth I present
You cats act goofy like the movie but you lack the content
I'm like a lunatick, I'll school you on the laws of consent
While I produce the juice I'm shooting with malicious intent

I'm viciously bent and ready to increase potency
Committing crimes involving high levels of dopamine
You spoke to me, but I am sorry, I didn't hear you
Invisible H, I'm here, and you should fear, dude