Let’s start it off with shots of Jagermeister Try not to cough, there’s water in your eyes, sir Then pretty often, we’re quaffing on some Kraken It does the trick if your BAC is lacking And eats you whole, like the men at sea you heard about Good for the soul, but the liver might get murdered now You’re in control, you’re expressing your preference I’m guessing you might try undressing and sex … Sometimes vodka’s the right stage Or gin if you’re finicky, beer if you’re underage … I went under for Lent Now I’m wondering where all my underwear went … I got drunk in a tent Then blundered around in the desert with no sense … No direction or water The air just got drier, the sun just got hotter Then I munched on some mushrooms with Germans And Russians shared vodka and I kept on learning And soon I knew why furries had such long tails Fish swam on by with rudders and sails … Plus I drink in Kentucky I meet sexy women and sometimes get lucky … we can’t be related They look at my skin tone and like to debate it Meanwhile, I just try to stay faded Freestyle, I get high and elated These wild days just keep getting better And when it gets cold - shoulda brought a sweater … I don’t like to play silly games But I might try to get real on your willing aim The billing came, and you’re in the red So this is the week I can only get head = It won’t matter if I roll a fatter J Smoke that shit up and yell shocker! Like a Mormon, I’m latter day Put down your ring finger - shocker! It don’t matter what bladders say Drink up another and shocker! Like you’re gay at a Cabaret Throw your head back and sing shocker! = I can’t find the words to express The lurch in my chest when you stop to caress me But stupidly, I’ll just keep swerving and babbling Not sure exactly where we plan on traveling I’m not mad at all, I just need Some catastrophes and a fancy ball I danced against the wall or not at all Until I grew, I now understand why a man stands tall … Or demands like Wall Street I won’t sway in the wind like some tall trees I’ll stay rooted to my complete lack of empathy Swallow another pill to knock sense into me Defensively, I flip flop my hip hop Then spit tracks at riff-raff til they say my shit’s hot Then get rocks and smoke them, just kidding, crack’s wack It’s boring - get pure-cut cocaine and snort that .. I’m a mess like Rorschach But close doors like I want more than a Snorlax Or pour some performance like honey on toast Adoring fans storm the man who is the most Was that shit just too nineties? My bad, sometimes I forget to mind read I just climb trees as a euphemism But I’m finding it easier than stupid missions Now don’t let your close bets go under Just grease a few palms and be calm It’s no wonder you’re never a man of decisive precision And now the tide’s risen and you’re missing it I’m slick as shit when it comes to the business Of winning and bipolar illness I’m stylish like prisms refracting your vision So break up the party like fission = I like phones where I can replace batteries Fuck all the fanboys, shocker! You’re alone if you think that it matters, hey, All I can say is, shocker! You think you can sway me with flattery? Fuck your ass-kissing, Shocker! I’m unraveling and I’ll get mad today Then I’ll man up and I’ll shocker! = I get crunked, don’t let punks get hipster We’ll slam dunk their hat in a pitcher Then dance on their girl and drink quicker The bartender fixes a mixed drink and licks fingers … I’m not whistling Dixie here But I might find me some dime chicks and disappear I’ll combine them and we’ll form the Megazord Travel through time until mine and your legs are sore … I’m hung like a stegosaurus Osmosis like membranes are porous Of course, you might want to wield the Force We’ll resort to the feeling of no remorse … I’ll compose myself properly Kiss my dog, pet my wife, sail on an odyssey There’s no stopping me when my mind’s made up I drink wine and think lesser men would be sated … I don’t want to erase facts Or rearrange monogrammed souvenir place mats I’m just thinking you might reconsider I’m wasted and wasting time’s making me sicker I faceplant on structured formality No way that guy gets paid a salary Hooray, my mind’s placid and normally I wouldn’t mind if you greeted me formally This time there’s no time to waste talking Get shitfaced and piss breaks will happen less often My mistake was that last shot of Cuervo And this grape blunt might make it go turbo … Get the last word and bounce quick And never mind who tipped the greatest amount, dick Just act natural, grab her ass as you leave Plastered and naturally she’s a masterpiece = It won’t matter if I roll a fatter J Smoke that shit up and yell shocker! Like a Mormon, I’m latter day Put down your ring finger - shocker! It don’t matter what bladders say Drink up another and shocker! Like you’re gay at a Cabaret Throw your head back and scream shocker I like phones where I can replace batteries Fuck all the fanboys, shocker! You’re alone if you think that it matters, hey, All I can say is, shocker! You think you can sway me with flattery? Fuck your ass-kissing, Shocker! I’m unraveling and I’ll get mad today Then I’ll man up and I’ll shocker!

While hovering on feathered wings, a better sting operation His battered visage and sadder wishes like divine instrumentation Dedicated to the goal, eddies of smoke vaporized and diffused He medicated his soul with red pills when it was time to choose If you walked in his shoes, you'd out-dance the Blues Brothers with the funk He bruises and bleeds like a typical human hiding evidence in the trunk His attitude stunk but his countenance shone, glowing in a cloudless sky To get a flatter view of a mountain, he hones his skill and is proud to fly Above the trees and in the jet stream, he’s in a wet dream that stays dry He bends at the knees on a set piece, launching himself without wondering why Blundering among thunder and lightning, disarming or at least sundering armor Determined to rescue his archetype princess before the villain harms her Farming for loot and the spoils of war, he toils evermore on an epic journey He enjoys it more when the peasants are screaming "please don't burn me" "It doesn't concern me" he says, providing he pauses to speak He determines his path of attack like a dragon with claws and teeth Off the wagon this week, he's dragging his feet while stabbing methodically With a flagon of mead, he batters repeatedly, staggers hypnotically Stopping only to breathe, not sure what he believes but sure it's blasphemy Popping valium or adderall so he can increase his mastery No dastardly villain's willing or able enough to spill his blood Disaster is imminent while the killing simmers and fizzles out like duds Missing strikes and easy hits, legitimacy can't be bought for cash He likes the bloodlust, a beserker rage within which he can flail and thrash He's failing fast but turns tail to recover and stash some loot Debating equipment from his inventory but soon the point is moot He just points and shoots, soon the bodies are piling up into twitching mounds He destroys the truth, hearing it scream and he finds he loves the way it sounds Deployed like a nuke, he soars inexorably to his target's destination Knowing that in the case of a water landing, no device can provide flotation He chose a vocation of slaughter, he lost his pride and laudability Traded it in for a sword and the drive to demolish his eternal enemies … By his own accord he can slay the demonic assembly And he's chronically tending to his wounds and the rust and the blood on his helmet If he's strong enough, he might end his story and live long enough to tell it But for now, he relishes it, developing skill that needs no embellishment

This is the good ship lifestyle, my style’s wild now Put it in a silo, tower like a high cloud Wait while my flow control slow like the Nile Let me see a tight dime trolling on my profile I’m a be a slow while till I holler back I’m a little too permissive with my visceral attack Now you’re smitten with my words that I’ve written with a good buzz Sitting like a perched bird, listen like a kitten does Wishing for a little signal indicating interest I could be your bad boy, you could be my pimpstress Hate to make you sad, but I’m only here to mince words Tossing hilarious phrases like the way a prince serves I could be your minstrel, you could be my muse I’m half tempted, but my attempt is sure to lose I’m a send sensitivity, surrender my senses Seem unseemly and attend the events I’m supposed to, sometimes I wish I were free Some days I take the path right in front of me One way or another, how gladly I flee I would rather sing badly than wait patiently I hate to be mean but I love your reaction I make wicked dreams into real daytime passion But wait - my retreat is completely required I’ve eaten my feet and I’m beaten and tired = Stuck on a shelf gathering dust, the ladder is stuck And the battle doesn't matter 'cause paralysis struck I'm madder than fuck and down on my luck and my bucks I turn down the basis 'cause the foundation sucks Disgraced enough and now it's time to hit the limelight Replaced and stuffed in the closet so it's out of sight My face is a bluff and I can't wait 'til I poke her I erase my disgust, hold my palms out to stroke her But the bombs already dropped and the artifacts are shattered Does it matter if my heart's on my sleeve or on a platter? If I'm sadder, you can watch me dim like a Lite Brite I might fight despite the delightful gin we drink tonight It's a sight better but a hearing diminished Until you finish the letter and send it perniciously And Guinness pours down, flowing like wine from a statue I pat you down flaccidly whenever I catch you But you're running away, and you disappear around the corner I'm stunned and dismayed at your borderline disorder Though you won the battle today, the war is far from over And I wonder what way you'll choose to get sober this time I didn't put it all on the line Like a spider weaving silk, my willpower's all fine You spilled over the milk, now it's pooling in a land mine Like a stillborn, never had a single thought on your mind = Made a fundamental blunder and I wonder if the consequence Will be to me hypnotically underneath the sort of non-events To let a better veteran slather me with condiments It's wetter under umbrellas when trendsetters stretch longer cents into dollars It doesn't make sense to wail and holler I’m intense but I’m not living in tents, that’d be squalor I’m inventive and spend all my cash on drugs and sex Because they don’t take credit card yet I won’t let it get me down like clown chowder Command the ones who stand around and scream louder One man can’t stand against an army But I’ll tend to my flock until they alarm me Pathetic like with pathos, not with pity, that’s shitty I’m quite witty but don’t be quick to forget me I’m sick and I’m filthy and wistfully wilted Your growth will be stultified, mine will be stilted I’m limpid, like glimmering pools in elven forests And a simple fool like you seems like a tourist Affordable rent and a view of the city Don’t shit me, that shit ridiculous, come and get me It’s fun to set ridiculous as a precedent I’m hellbound and heaven-sent I expound like the main event I pronounce nouns and mouth sounds irreverent And then I refuse to repent

My terse verbs can blur words and proverbs like monsters I prefer the term nerf-herder to burglar I stir fry hot licks like chopsticks would not fix my problems I'm Hans Blix, and your country's awesome I'm not fixed, I'm fertile and I’m sowing my semen and leaving My motto is stop disbelieving I'm leaving for good The meaning is unseemly, so steam fills my windshield, careening Discreetly we cheat fellow travelers I speak tongues, like building the tower of Babylon Unraveling yarn like cat paws with slack jaws Iraq caused a fat lot of problems I'm mad but I'm crackling oats, crossing moats Following boats to sea and swallowing pills I'm hollow, but don't float with daffodils I'm baffled still, I can't make the shackles real = I pack my bills away, but they come back to haunt me at night I flaunted my health like a bagpipe I want something else to ponder the shelf life I'm weak at the knees, I believe in myself, lies! ... I'm completely aside from the third wall My bird call echoes like church virgins and alert vermin They squirt firmly, dessert's served, don't start squirming I'll confirm what the words mean When the stern hand of a learned man can linger for decades We'll confer standing, balanced on Segways I'll send praise from on high and down below the valley of death I won't stand in the alleyway I'll hurt manners with burnt standards and take ganders inappropriately I'm smoking intermittently Don't provoke me to simulate irony or I'll be silent You'll stare at the clock and wonder where the time went = My mind bent like light rays in gravity wells I'm fine, to the extent that it sells I'm online, but don't find the right account Or I'll trouble you like love can do Like George W, my stubble is endearing The Hubble can't focus on my sneer or it shatters I fear the grey matter that lives in the back of my mind I execute hacks like flashbacks in time I'm back on the grind, or off, who can tell? I find better methods of going to hell and it's going swell I'll never surrender I'll never demand we all understand I wonder, what's the timeline of events When is the past and present tense irrelevant? We're in the room, no elephant presence commanding our attention or a tenth of it I spent a bit too much the other night I lent my best friend a dollar and he went off the wagon I’m lagging behind in completeness But I won’t match discreet phrases with feeble weakness I’m elite like the neat freaks who love Jesus Teething like weaning infants from wet nurses I set verses to rhythm and dissect melody like a felon I’m Dr Scholl and I’m gellin’ I’m on parole and I’m telling you, there’s no reason to squeeze like lemon juice I sent you a mental boost I directed my lens to compress light into violence I’m still holding out for the silence

Take off your pants, it's time to jump around Demand we understand the soul beneath the sound I came to rock and you're invited to the party Just don't unlock the liquor cabinet, hands off the Bacardi I'm not your bodyguard, I'm a celebrity You seem ridiculous, don't try to step to me My mind's meticulous and I provide the remedy You might be sick of this, but there's no telling me I'm quicker than a six sigma fixing your issues I'm liquid like mixers distributed in test tubes My chest moves from the force of my diaphragm I rescue cats with trees like a fireman Can't outsmoke me, no one's higher than The most ridiculous verses that are spiraling Into the void, steal your pizza like the Noid Make a feature request for app on Android You can't avoid me, my flow is omnipresent Don't make a noise, you'll crash like nine eleven If I'm annoyed, my words become my weapon You'll be destroyed like a boy in the Old Testament … Don't test my patience I won't hesitate to create a basis To debate whether fate coincides with destiny When I change the future, what will the lesson be? I'm less than three with nerds in ASCII I surf for perverseness, clever and nasty I burn down your turf with my Elder Wand And assert my dominion to quell the throng I could sell a song to a hungry bard Cast a spell so long it leaves spirit shards Ring the bell and the gong when you hear my name Now it's well past time for the first refrain, it goes = I build the system and you're just the user I craft the logic and you get confused-er My skills are magic and you're a civilian I am a googol while you're just a million = I am the alpha, omega and delta I came to play Sega and then rescue Zelda … I charge up like Mega Man Unleashing unforeseen pain like a Lego can …So just leggo my Eggo My ego you're grepping is big like a preggo … I'm the greatest of thieves And the hearts that I've stolen, I wear on my sleeve .. I'm the rarest of these Comparatively unembarrassed reprieves From crooning and three chord progressions for naptime I'm not John Mayer and this here is rap time .. I Game Genie your girl Then we Action Replay until her toes curl I snag all your data and cache it securely Call you Sony 'cause you hide it so poorly Don't send a decoy, I won't be fooled Like Leonard Nimoy, I keep it cool Just like a steel toe, I make it get heavy Then crush my opponents before they get ready I played cassettes steady, but now it's digital Some people get petty, but I stay literal I'd rather get Betty than a Veronica Rather smoke trees with Phoebe than get down with Monica … Not the leader you wanted I laugh in your face when you tell me shit's haunted … I won't meet your demands But I'll streamline procedures according to plan You dreamed of a demon, and now I've arrived Don't even demean yourself acting surprised I mean what I say and I settle my debts I'm an evil dark wizard, don't ever forget that = I build the system and you're just the user I craft the logic and you get confused-er My skills are magic and you're a civilian I am a googol while you're just a million

My name’s Invisible H and I’m nerdcore The second world war won’t compare once you’ve heard more I rock into the mic even though nobody listens I stream live on the Internet my rhymes and my bitchin’ So don’t get out of the kitchen ‘cause I ain’t bring the heat yet The ladies get excited and they’re gettin’ their seats wet The latest and the brightest form a fuckin’ elite set It’s plain that I get highest when I smoke with the whole net The tamest of the lions and the fiercest of foes And you know I don’t complain if I can eat sloppy joes I’m quite insane but not quite famous and I think that it shows I’m like the lamest of the flyest like a speaker from Bose But now you’re asking me a question - what does nerdcore mean? The nerds have come to represent and wipe the slate clean The words I say are eloquent and the subjects are mean The notions that I use are rational but often obscene The nerds have been around for years but afraid That the quest for intelligence might leave them betrayed It’s like a game that don’t make sense, and so nobody plays It’s fuckin’ lame that girls don’t dig us until we get paid We spend hours on computers playing first person shooters But don’t sour on our sweetness because you’re just a noob Yeah, we devour information and then run it through our buffers Stacks of data flow through catacombs but we never suffer No, we’re lovers and we’re fighters but we’re better as well Yeah, we built the Internet on chips from Intel But now we roll with AMD when it’s time to upgrade And then we charge you a markup because that’s how we get paid Hey, what can I say? I fix computers for fun I’ll hack your Gibson in a minute, smoke some pot when I’m done Yeah, I could take away the viruses, but only for a price You people’d never get shit done if nerds weren’t so nice Invisible H, attack with critical haste I came to shit on your face, disgrace you like a pitiful waste Too little, too late, permitted a taste and spit up Like a baby, committed to bite your mom's tit up Now sit up and listen, you're out of commission So quit your pouting and bitching or you'll be left without a pot to piss in Or pot to smoke, it's not a joke You'll stop and choke with my fat cock down your throat You clowns are broke in intellectual capital Not down to smoke? Fine, but why then attack us all? Your back's against the wall, but I'm appalled at your demeanor It seems you have big balls, but it's just your tiny wiener And your mom's online - you see her when she rode on the Bang Bus? She's not that fine, but she loves the way that I hang nuts On a Christmas tree, they're roasted and she toasted me with whiskey Before she crawled to me on her knees and tried to kiss me But fuck that, I don't want to taste hobo spunk I'd rather smoke with r/trees and get robo-crunked Your ho loves chunking, but I won't touch her skank cheese That pussy smells funkier than soking on some dank trees So I spank these trifling-ass hoes 'til they behave Get down on some hanky panky like I roll at a rave Roll the stone away from the cave and step into the sunlight You're moaning at the way that I fuck and make you cum right Someone might question what lessons I have to teach They'll regret their transgression when I extend my rach The sex tends to be direct and oblique Dissect trends to rend rednecks obsolete Don't speak, unless prepared to have your words crucified You shouldn't dare be unprepared because the herald's arrived My druid bear is specced feral and you should be terrified As you're aware, you should be wary 'cause I wear a disguise You tear at your eyes when blinded by the truth I present You cats act goofy like the movie but you lack the content I'm like a lunatick, I'll school you on the laws of consent While I produce the juice I'm shooting with malicious intent I'm viciously bent and ready to increase potency Committing crimes involving high levels of dopamine You spoke to me, but I am sorry, I didn't hear you Invisible H, I'm here, and you should fear, dude